you can order 4,500 live ladybugs on amazon for less than $20 what a time to be alive

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my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

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Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are. - (via suchvodka)

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reblog if you are sorry ms. jackson and also are for real

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how is any of this considered blogging

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