spermbanker:

missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumbĀ 

(via kianlawley)

tobaccoes:

Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

(via kianlawley)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via kianlawley)

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

(via pizza)

theblindvisionary:

we take the naps we think we deserve

(via circumcising)